IE8 will sometimes prevent links from spawning if they have target=_blank set.
This problem appears to be limited to corrupt installs of IE, such as when installing several versions side-by-side.
I edited this question once I found the answer, and hopefully this will save someone else some time. The answer is in the comments of the first answer listed.
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